Knock Knock Fart Sticky Citation Pad

Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!

Because all things f*rt = funny gag gifts